unlock the somatics, alchemy, and magic of social media -- in a way doesn't make you feel like sh*t
logging on to social media to share your heart your vision, your latest creative endeavor
but then you open your app
and see another horrible headline
or someone gallivanting through greece
or the post you worked so hard on has 3 likes and 10 views
while that one influencer you have a love/hate parasocial relationship is celebrating her 16th million dollar cash month and
to top it all off, you open up your DM's to someone calling you a wh*re
you're now depressed, endlessly frustrated, and don't even bother making that post
dopamine chasing, and comparison, and metrics obsession – all the things that kill our creativity, taking apart our sense of self and inspiration bit by bit
and as someone who's spent 10+ years in the technology space (3ish years in ad-tech at companies like twitter, and 7ish years building an online business) I can also tell you that social media is a vast ecosystem, with so many opportunities for creatives, witches and magicians
who want to use social media as an extension of your creative expression
who want to use technology as a means of connection and celebration and shared lived experience
who want to live a life that de-center's social media so we can live our lives be fully human and fully divine
doesn't that sound way more f*cking fun???
attention whore is a 7 week deep dive into the somatics, energetics, and archetypal power of social media. over these 7 weeks starting may 27th (6 live calls, one integration week) we'll explore:
-the somatics, psychology, and metaphysics of social media
-protection, boundaries, and spellwork through social media
-re-orient our relationship to creation vs consumption, and step into an understanding of social media that is both informed, intentional, and fucking magical
- reclaim of your relationship with social media, so you can stop feeling at the behest of big tech oligarchs, and reclaim your creative power
$150/mo
$888
$222/mo
Social media is an energetic landscape Full of glamour, ritual, magic, and mysticism It’s waves of information Energy giving and energy harvesting Inspiration and despair An influx of creativity And an influx of depression
as I’ve been preparing for attention wh*re, I’ve been , naturally, thinking about technology, and how we engage with it — and how I, as a priestess, mystic, and creative, loop social media in as part of my ecosystem — as our ecosystem
There’s all this conversation about AI — as though it’s some inevitable reality that none of us can escape…and I just…don’t buy it…because in my belief system there is nothing, nothing, that can replace creativity, ingenuity, and the power of individual expression Technology is here to work for us. Not against us.
And in the same way I see so many entrepreneurs (myself included) have such complicated relationships with money, because of capitalism — we also have these complicated relationships with technology, because of tech oligarchs
And that’s personally why I lean on somatics, and energetics, and magic — because I believe we get to make social media and technology work for us — that it can be this beautiful ecosystem of creativity and self expression
i've helped hundreds of women and femmes heal their relationship to spirituality, the body, and artistry
it really started in 2016, while pursuing my master's degree in English literature, i worked at a small boutique fitness studio that was women owned, women run, and was the workout hub for many celebrities
after graduating, i moved into the ad-tech space, working at Twitter (back in the Jack Dorsey days), and then a small data science company called
I moved back to virginia and my family in march 2020, shortly after I got laid off from my job (as many of us in ad tech space diid at that time) and then i pivoted to the spiritual entrepreneurship/online business space
over the past 6 years, I‘ve trained extensively in energetics, coaching, and somatic – and i’ve worked social media strategy, content creation, and marketing strategies for other entrepreneurs and myself.
in the summer of 2022, mostly by accident, i went viral on tiktok talking about mary magdalene – and since then regularly go viral across platforms, talking about the magadalene, deconstruction/decolonization,and occasionally random pop culture sh*t
this led me to connect to thousands of people – and quite literally rocked my shi*t
Running a business is one thing, navigating the social media landscape is a whole other piece – especially when our bodies get involved and extra especially when we're putting spiritual content out into the world
and listen - i'm all about strategy (hello virgo moon and capricorn stellium) -- but almost any social media expert will tell you that there's a bunch of different ways to find success on social media
and my perspective? as someone whoo's built a witchy business by regularly calling out Christian colonialism on the internet and whoo gets called a wh*re and a heretic on the regular?
the best strategy is the one where you + your nervous system can work together, where your creativity and inspiration is sparked, where you are devoted to something that you care about, and where you can pivot without taking it personally
[] deepen your understanding of what happens to the brain, body, and nervous system on social media
[] implement small, simple changes to your social media habits can (literally) change your life
[ ] How to decentralize social media as your creative outlet
[]accountability and support for your sustainable social media goals
[] understanding how sacred archetype interplays into social media
[] unlock your personal orientation to social media + the platforms you use
[] clarify your desires
[] deep dive into astrology + the social media landscape
[ ] overview of the keys to your personal birth chart that inform how you move through social media
[] reframing social media as a devotional tool
[] explore the connection of shadow work,
[] how small, simple changes to your social media habits can (literally) change your life
[ ] How to decentralize social media as your creative outlet
[] reframing social media as a devotional tool
[] Free yourself from formulas -- and tune into what feels true for you
[] explore how your personal astrology + human design can empower your experience
Olivia is a true renaissance woman, master of her craft, embodied in the teachings of Mary Magdalene, and a mentor with HIGH integrity. She has a gift of guiding you to claim your spiritual authority and experience a greater depth of connection with the universe. The perspective she offers is deeply empowering and invites us to become better witnesses of our own lives. Her work has had a profound impact on my life and brought a richness along my deconstruction journey. Working with Olivia is not to be missed!
— lexi
Olivia is magic. Working with her felt like a safe landing space. She has this beautiful way of seeing and validating as well as lighting a fire into your soul. Her intuitive gifts really add to her ability to support you. She’s an amazing human and healer and you will be truly so lucky to be held by her for whatever you are going through."
— sarah
to connect, send me an email at [email protected]
find me on tiktok, instagram, substack + listen to my podcast
yes and no -- the focus of this workshop will be on understanding your nervous system, curating somatic, mindset, and energetic practices too support you, as well as some challenges that will help you navigate your relationship with social media -- but if you're looking for an output calendar, or "how to go viral overnight" this isn't the workshop for you :)
no :) i personally believe in the power of human creativity and awareness to create meaningful messaging on social media. i also believe that in order to be attuned to how our body connects us to social media, we need to prioritize the relationship with the body. so that's where our focus will be for this course.
all photos by sralph photography
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